"My shirt was knocked off. It was knocked off. I swear."

Which U.S. president was issued Medicare ID card No. 1?

"In the future can we make it a law that films have to be made by filmmakers?"
"It's the '80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan."

Why was artist James A. McNeill Whistler kicked out of the West Point Military Academy as a young man?

I went to a picnic at my friend's yesterday.  And for the first time in I don't know how many years, we played catch.

That's something you lose when you be come an adult.  Unless you have kids and you are teaching them how to play, when's the last time you grabbed your glove and just went out there?

I tossed for a bit with my buddy, then he jumped in the pool.  Another guy at the picnic grabbed my friend's glove and we played catch for a while.  Never met the guy before that day.  We just tossed the ball back and forth and swapped stories about going to ballgames and how we knew the host.

If it's a nice day where you are, call up a friend, grab your mitt and head to the nearest grassy spot.  Play some catch.  You won't regret it.

"...matter transference device. Oh, it's too early."

Who is pictured with George Washington on the first coin issued by the U.S. that features a likeness of a former president?

"And leaves nothing behind but the great smell of Brut."

Which US president didn't vote in an election until he was 62 years old?

"Don't we, Mr. Wobinson? I want to cwucify Bwyan!"